RSS

I Am A Terrible Person

21 Aug

You are about to read a big long rant about how much I hate the world and all the people in it.  I will sound like a terrible person.  Because I am a terrible person.  I do not act how I really want to act, or do what I really want to do, or say what I really want to say.  Why?  Because I care what other people think about me.

Here’s a very incomplete list of why I am a terrible person:

1.  I am a hypocrite.  I do not stand up for what I believe in.  I let people say racist things, and sexist things, and just plain terrible things.  I laugh when people say these things.  I say these things.  I have told racist jokes, and sexist jokes, and Hellen Keller jokes.  Even though I knew they were wrong.  Because if I held to every principle I believe in, I would be very alone.  Most of my friends would not be friends with me anymore.  Most of my family would refuse to talk to me.  Many of the people I stood up for would blame me for making their lives harder.  And it is very easy to say that maybe I should find different friends.  Well, I have an excuse for that, too:

2.  I am pathetic.  I don’t make friends easily.  I am shy, I have severe social anxiety, and most of the time I can’t understand for the life of me why anyone would want to talk to me at all, much less be friends with me.  And so I am willing to bend my rules quite a bit to keep from losing a friend.

I once had a huge fight with a friend of mine.  It was one of many such fights.  He made a comment about me on Facebook in response to a status that had exactly zero to do with him.  It was rude, and irrelevant, and I still don’t really understand why he said it.  And he had been following me around facebook making similar comments in similar contexts for several days before.  That comment struck a nerve like a planet-killing asteroid, and so I called him on it.  But I didn’t want to ruffle feathers.  Not everything he says is like that.  Not everything he says makes me want to break his nose with a violin case.  So, I pretended like it wasn’t a huge deal.  I called him out with a joke.  And so of course he refused to listen.  So I called him out again, more strongly.  And he got mad.  We started trading shots back in forth and he ended up, in complete seriousness, threatening to beat the shit out of me the next time we met.  And he could.  He could drop me on the floor in three seconds flat.  He gets in lots of fights, and there’s usually broken bones involved.

I am never completely innocent.  I have done things I believe are wrong, I have trapped myself.  If I tell someone I think they have done something wrong, they can point to all of the times I have done that thing, and no matter what excuse I have, and I have many, it is never enough, and so I shut my mouth and agree that I am wrong and that I have no right to criticize, and I apologize for calling them out for their words and actions, and I tell them that what they have done is okay.

I’m still not sure I wouldn’t deserve it if he beat the shit out of me.  I said some pretty bad things to him in the course of that argument.  But, what I was sure of, was that I didn’t want to lose this person as a friend.  And so, even though I believed that he was at fault, and I still would have clocked him if we had been face-to-face and he said one more thing, I apologized, and I let him work me around until I ended up taking all the blame, and he had only responded as any sane person would.  And I felt it was completely worth it, and I would do it again in a second.  Because if our friendship got trashed, it would have caused major damage to several other relationships, which I also didn’t want to lose, even if he chose not to be vindictive about it.

3.  I am selfish.  The status quo sucks, but because I am a white, hetero-sexual, American male, I can look at all of the acts which violate my beliefs and say: “This does not affect me.  It does not make my life harder.  But opposing it would; and because I am selfish, and I like having friends, and not being treated like a freak, I will put up with and even participate in these things in order to maintain my current position.

4.  I am a coward.  My position is not perfect.  I have money problems, and I get bullied, and I have no idea what the fuck I am doing, and I feel like shit every day for giving in to peer pressure, and sometimes I wish I could just go to sleep and not wake up in the morning.  But things could be worse.  They could be a lot worse.  And one of the things that would make them worse is standing up for what I believe is right.  And so I will not do it.  Because I am afraid of what would happen if I did.

And all of those things make me hate myself.  But clearly not enough to do anything about it.  And that’s why I say I am a terrible person.

Now, this is a writing blog.  I said it was a writing blog.  You expect it to be a writing blog.  The obvious connection to writing here is flawed but symapthetic but realistic characters.  A realistic character will not have a good reason for everything they do.  They will do things that conflict with their beliefs.  They will do things that conflict their society’s beliefs.  And they must absolutely do something that conflicts with the readers’ beliefs–because otherwise their flaw is no flaw.  Their reasons for doing these things will range from righteous to deplorable.  People will disagree over whether their actions are justified.  But if you want the character to be sympathetic, these actions must be understandable.  And in much of the fiction I have read, whether speculative, or mainstream, or YA, I don’t see people doing these things, and it really takes the tension out of the story.  Your hero does some horrible thing and I am about to have a fascinating moral debate with myself–but wait!  A god revives all the people he killed, or it turns out that things were not as they seemed and the hero is completely justified, or maybe he got so far as picking the lesser of two objective evils.  And so I can’t possibly fault his decision, and all that angst you built up on the way to this climax falls flatter than a week-old glass of coke.  And all the sympathy for the character and the terrible choice they had to make vanishes, and I want to throw your book against the wall, or maybe smack you in the back of the head with it.  Bad Aurthor!  And then I will go leave a scathing review on Goodreads or Amazon, because the one thing I do have the guts to stick up for is protecting readers from a shitty book.

Advertisements
 
5 Comments

Posted by on August 21, 2011 in atsiko, Rants

 

Tags: , , , , ,

5 responses to “I Am A Terrible Person

  1. Frederick Cross

    August 21, 2011 at 5:09 AM

    From one person who has social anxiety / phobia, I can tell you that you’re not alone. I can related to many points in your list. Notably the one point about not making friends easy. It’s a great big vicious cycle and I’m damn sure I will break it eventually.

    But you shouldn’t feel too bad about your selfishness. It’s something that comes with being alone a lot. If you have one or two really close friends, or a girlfriend, give to them. Your time, your energy, whatever you can give. It will make you feel a lot better. Did for me anyway.

     
  2. Ivan (@4thguy)

    August 22, 2011 at 12:57 AM

    I’ll speak to the first half of the blog post. If you can find the balls to admit that you are a terrible person, perhaps you are not as terrible as you think you are 😉

    Hypocrite, pathetic, selfish, coward. Are you sure you’re not some alternate version of me? Jokes aside, these are all things that the vast majority (and then some) of human beings are guilty of being. We all have our masks that we put on during various aspects of our day-to-day lives.

    Believe in yourself 🙂

     
    • atsiko

      August 22, 2011 at 1:08 AM

      I completely agree. And I am serious about all the things I said in the post, but I am also serious in how I related them to characters in fiction. If we assume that the majority of humans have these failings, then I must conclude that fictional characters are some other species, because rarely do I see them possessing these characteristics. They have “flaws” or lite neurotic tics, such as Rand al’Thor obsessively counting all the women he has caused the deaths of, or Locke Lamora running around committing crimes and breaking laws. But those are not failings. They may or may not counter the powers and speshul snowflakiness of many fictional characters, but they do not make them all that realistic or well-rounded. One of the very few genres I see this in is contemp YA, and they deserves their props for that. But so much of our reaction to the world around us is based on this unconcious or subconcious cognitive dissonance, and because so many fictional characters lack it, they fall flat in my eyes.

       
  3. Arlee Bird

    September 1, 2011 at 10:46 AM

    Ironically, what you say here is much the same as the Apostle Paul said about himself many times in his books of the New Testament. I think a lot of it has to do with human nature. You are not unusual in the respects that you have described.

    Lee
    Tossing It Out

     
    • atsiko

      September 1, 2011 at 2:42 PM

      No, I am not at all unusual. But it seems like a lot of characters in fiction are.

      It’s similar to how a lot of people complain about 21st century morality being pasted onto main characters and others the reader is supposed to root for in a story, whereas the bad guys or neutral characters are far more likely to have the common morals of their period. We don’t like to think of ourselves or people we like (even characters in fiction) as not conforming to the ideals of our society. I think we could have a lot more interesting characters if more authors were willing to make the leap and include realistic internal confilct and cognitive dissonance in their characters.

       

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

 
%d bloggers like this: